INGLÊS

07.07 – ENGLISH – 9ºANO

JOKES

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At School - The Science Teacher

The science teacher explained to his class that long waves can go round objects but short waves cannot. Seeing blank faces, he picked up his hat, held it in front of his face and asked the nearest pupil: 

Teacher: "Can you see my face?"

Students: "No sir."

Teacher : "Can you hear my voice?"

Students : "Yes sir."

Teacher : "What does that show?"

(He hoped for the answer that sound waves are long and light waves short, but the boy retorted hopefully)

Students : "You're talking through your hat, sir." *

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VOCABULARY: 

see: enxergar

show: apresenta

through: através

sir: senhor

Good Manners

A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.

Teacher: "Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?"

Student: "I say pardon me."

Teacher: "Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?"

Student: "Step on the other foot to get a second one." 

VOCABULARY 

SUPPOSE: SUPONHA

MISTAKE: ERRO

PARDON ME: ME PERDOE

FOOT: PÉ 

WRITING TASK: 

It’s your turn to write a joke about thing that happens in the school. Try DO NOT DENEGRATE ANYBODY, okay?! 

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